Tuesday, November 13, 2007

What my house sounds like right now

Excuse me while I do a HUGE OH MY GOODNESS PMS venting session.........read only if you dare.

It's six pm and there's not a quite soul in this house, my ears are ringing from all the screaming and it goes like this:

"Kennedy if you tell me NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO one more time, you are in TIME OUT"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (spank, spank.....on the floor you go)

"Kennedy, I seriously don't know where you got this NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO thing from but you have to stop!!! NOW!!"

"K" (wipes tears)

"MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMY I need shampoo"

"MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY I need shampoo"

"MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMY I need shampoo." (how many times do you think they will continue this.....hmmm going on five now)

DING DONG.....doorbell......oh good, it's the neighbor who thinks I'm crazy. "Nicki, just wanted to let you know I just killed a coperhead." OH THANKS......good to know. Yes, lovin this house more and more. Did I mention the toilet just died?

"MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMY , help, mommy, help, mommy help."

BEEP BEEP BEEP, timer going off for muffins for teachers tomorrow and for me to blow the rest of my weight watcher points on for today.

"Nnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnn NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO" (BACK IN TIME OUT)

"Memo, I draw Memo" "here" (bringing me a barbie to put build a bear clothes on)

"Howel Mommy, sissy need Howel" (towel)

SSSSSSSSCCCCRRRRREAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSS

"Mommy, Mommy housh you me" (Hold me)

"Kennedy!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO HIT!" (hmmmm, oh is that where she got it from???)

DRIP, DRIP, DRIP shower is running AGAIN, "HOPE wash your hair........NOW"

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO (more hits)"

Oh good daddy's home, off to see the snake.

"Here, Here" (Kennedy bringing me a q-tip)

"W-H-A-T..WHAT WHAT WHAT" (that's Taylor cheering her way through sassines)

Ok, so that was fun and yes my friends, that's only the last ten minutes. Don't you wish you were here?

5 comments:

Sharon said...

I thought I heard a scream in blogdom. Was wondering where it came from. Now I know. ;)
Hold on they will only be with you for another 15 to 18 years. :)

Nicki said...

lol!! yes, it was me! =)

Valarie said...

Sounds familiar girlfriend!

Funny that as I scrolled down reading this the next thing I saw was "Lord remind me to pray"! =) Times like that is when I lock my bedroom door and get in the closet and pray - even for 10 or 15 seconds and it works! Give it a try! (Usually my prayer is Lord help me not to kill these kids!) haha Love ya girl!

Nicki said...

Val,

What a good idea, although I need to get my MP3 player working! That way I can REALLY escape!! Turn that sucker UUUUUPPPPPP!!!

ValleyGirl said...

Wow. I hope today goes so much more smoothly!!